if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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