I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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