question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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