He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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