i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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