My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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