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So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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