i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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