so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I would ride that face into the sunset
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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