Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can you bring me the toilet please
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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