You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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