no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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