i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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