Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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