Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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