You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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