she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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