If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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