i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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