Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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