If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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