dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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