Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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