part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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