Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i need some magic done to my vagina
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