strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I touched a dick in church today
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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