Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
