it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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