he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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