is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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