His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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