she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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