physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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