How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
no you cant smoke seaweed
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
