whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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