We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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