For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
it was like eating out sand paper
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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