you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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