Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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