i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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