I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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