This dress was meant to end up on your floor
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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