And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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