oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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