My hand turned me down
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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