Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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