Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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