She said her name was "party"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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