Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
whose parrot is this?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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