I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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