she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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