Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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