I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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