Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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