Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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